framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via floralfieldfox)

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via lastlaughhlane)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via love-the-liife-you-liive)